The truth comes out

I cant hide it anymore… this is what really happened to my ankle.  I was balling with my boyz and was about to throw down when I got up a little to high.

Secret Training Video

This are things the government does NOT want you to see.   What I have here is secret training video of terrorist that want to harm our country.  Notice how he takes off his shoes and then yells out a battle cry.  The man has no fear.

Hottest new band on the Street

These guys are whats pure about music now-a-days. They put their heart and soul into their music.

Stitches

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Here is a pic of my leg after the surgery.  You can see 18 stitches down the leg which will be removed tomorrow.  I’ll post a pic of my leg after I get them removed.

X-Rays after surgery

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This x-ray shows two long screws that are keeping my ankle from falling out of place.  You can also see the plate that was used to fix the broken fibula.

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This x-ray shows all the little screws that are holding the plate on my fibula.

The two long screws are going to be removed in about three months and hopefully everything is good to go by then.

X-Rays of my ankle

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Here is a pic of the x-ray after the incident.

Me as a Simpson

I guess this is what I would look like as a Simpson. Not that great but I’m sure Miss Krabappel would be interested.

Random Creepy Pic

There are many ways to cook a hot dog: boil, grill, microwave, the little machine that spins them or deep fry them.  Also a plethora of condiments can go on the like ketchup, mustard, chili, sauerkraut or cheese.  But the one thing that is not acceptable if if the hot dog cooks itself and then puts on its own condiments.  It is very disturbing.  Imagine this guy coming in your room and caressing the top of your foot until you gently wake up and see him.  At that point he starts yelling in his hot dog voice and shooting condiments on himself.  Thats just a scary thought.

Bron Bron

Well look who as come over to the dark side.  Mr. Yankee Himself LeBron James.  In March Nike will release LeBrons new Yankee inspired shoe only in NY.  It has many great features including pinstripes in traditional Blue and White down the sides. Also under the strap reads “Fresh For ‘08. Suckers!”, and under the tongue “Le-Bron Ja-Mes. Clap. Clap. Clap Clap Clap” and “New York, New York”.  His number 23 is on the side also a tribute to Donnie Baseball.  This shoe shows how the Yankees are the front runners in fashion and soon will regain top notch status in MLB.  If you cannot afford the ring that would surely help me recover quicker these shoes would make sure I do not dislocate my ankle again.   

Gift Ideas

Mr. Jose Canseco is really down on his luck.  He is just getting rid of anything he can to make a buck.  Even so some of the stuff he is selling is pretty interesting and would be a great get well gift for me.  For example, $40,000 can get me this wonderful 2000 New York Yankees World Series ring that would be a great addition to my collection.

http://www.josecanseco.com/item.aspx?id=61